Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Cold, Grey and Quiet.

There are few things in this world as wonderful as sitting and writing while listening to music with my gorgeous cat Sam sitting by my side. Sure she is a bit of critic (I don't think she likes Björk) but in general she's the sweetest thing.

In case you're wondering, I'm enjoying my first day off in the last two months. That's not entirely true as it isn't exactly a day off. I'm catching up on some correspondence with people I've not made contact with in over 6 months.
I'm writing scripts and I'm reading stories. But most importantly I am home, on the couch, with my cat. Outside the world is grey and cold, in here there is warmth and good lighting.

Speaking of music I've fallen in love with online radio. My latest discovery is Radio Paradise. Probably the official radio station of Something Wicked. If you've not heard of it I would strongly suggest you go an have a listen at www.RadioParadise.com or click here.

24k AAC+

It is an awesome collection of eclectic, alternative, ambient, acoustic, folk, glam, world music, blues, jazz and classical. In any given hour you may hear Radiohead or Elbow, beck or Björk, Depeche Mode, Regina Spektre, Tori, Jethro Tull, Peter Gabriel or even Beethoven, Simon and Garfunkel and a whole slew of bands and musos I guarantee you've never heard of but whose albums you will be purchasing very soon.
Being stuck with Telkom's restrictive bandwidth policies means that I have to listen at 24kbps instead of the awesome crystal clear 198kb bit rate. But still this radio station has seen us through more deadlines than anything else.

So today I'm hoping to start some work on the next batch of scripts for Cool Catz (E-TV weekdays at 14:30). My best friend got me this gig and it's been a bit of a mixed blessing. On the up side it means I can actually earn a salary through the Cape Town off-season (when most actors are unemployed for 6 months), on the down side it has its moments of utter despair.
I've never written professionally for a deadline before (not fiction anyway) and so I was not expecting the total despair that comes with staring at a monitor for four hours as the clock ticks closer and closer to dawn and all you've written is the first page of a 19 page script. I am in awe of the people who can do this every day of their lives. I'm sure it gets easier but so far it's still like pulling teeth. Except for the times when it isn't. I wrote a couple of episodes last month that took about three hours from start to finish. Unfortunately that is the exception rather than the rule, but practice makes perfect, as they say.

So that is my Tuesday in a nutshell. Write, Read, listen to music, cuddle cat.
I actually have a voice booking for tomorrow so that means I can pay my rent this month and Wednesday there is a peaceful protest outside the SABC building in Sea Point.
If you're in the area why not pop on down - wear something red.
What are we protesting? The usual, better pay, better working conditions - but more importantly, when dealing with the SABC, we're protesting for the right to own our work. To be able to make a continued living for the work that is created and televised again and again and sold off to other channels and broadcast on satellite to millions of people. You know, just the little things. It's called Intellectual Property and it works very much like real property.

Imagine, if you will, that you have built a house. You designed it, you paid for the land and all the equipment, (the bricks, the cement, etc) and you built the entire structure by yourself.
Now normally as the owner of property, you have a choice, you can rent it out, or you can sell it. The equation is pretty simple - if you're selling the cost is high, if you're renting the cost is low but ongoing. Now the way the SABC, and indeed most of South African television works, is like this: You either sell your property to them for a very low price and receive nothing else ever again, or you can go unemployed.
The lack of competition in (everything) broadcasting in South Africa means that the broadcaster lays down the rules and if you don't like it then you don't work.
Scripts get sold for anywhere from R300 to R6000 in South Africa - when you consider the amount of time it takes to write a script even a R6000 (minus tax) per script salary is not awesome, BUT it would be a fair price if the writer got some royalties from the screening of the programme, or from DVD sales. Unfortunately as things stand at the moment, even the creator of a programme never sees a penny of royalties. Even if their series is the biggest selling DVD in the country. Imagine an author or musician who didn't earn royalties - they'd be destitute.

If you are a disgruntled television viewer in South Africa please understand that most of the reason South African television (mostly) sucks is because producers/ writers/ actors are not being paid enough. The SABC keeps dropping its budgets lower and lower and lower.
As far as I know the entertainment industry is the only industry in the world that is expected to continue creating product at a rate of negative inflation. At this time where every single industry is putting up their prices to deal with the recession, we're being offered less money than we were earning in 1997! I shit you not!
I've done work recently for rates that were average in 1997 - and yet we're expected to keep producing the same level of quality and product.
It is simply not humanly possible.

So the next time you see a piece of shit South African television programme know this: those producers, writers, crew and cast are probably doing the best they can do for the very little that the SABC is offering them.

Anyway - rant over.
See you on Thursday!

Joe is currently reading:
SW submissions

And listening to:
Radio Paradise

Thursday, March 19, 2009

It's All About Perspective

Short one this time.
Just read an article titled "Britons Soak Up Spring Sunshine" - on Yahoo! News
Apparently "London has become warmer than Istanbul...In the capital, office workers were seen sunbathing in parks as temperatures soared to 15C"

Now, I may be going insane here, but the word "soared" and 15C shouldn't really ever be in the same sentence.

Right now Capetownians are freezing our asses off as temperatures have dropped to 15C - and that's our minimum!
Seriously - we've been sitting at temps in the upper 30's for the last three weeks and since Sunday our temps have dropped to around 22C-25C and I'm freezing my ass off! The idea of basking in soaring 15C sunshine sounds like hell.
A really really cold hell.

But it's all about perspective - I know if I was still in London I'd be thrilled to be getting 15 degree weather in Mid-march. I remember being there in March 2001 - 21st of march to be precise. It was snowing and the maximum temperature for the day was 0.
Man I love living in Cape Town - bring on the sunshine, seriously, I'm really really cold.

Five Day Forecast for CT:

Thursday
19 March
sunny
26º Fine with the wind a moderate south-easterly
16º
Friday
20 March
partly cloudy
26º Partly cloudy with the wind a moderate southerly
16º
Saturday
21 March
partly cloudy
28º Partly cloudy with the wind a moderate south-easterly
17º
Sunday
22 March
sunny
29º Fine with the wind a moderate southerly
18º
Monday
23 March
sunny
28º Fine with the wind a moderate south-easterly

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Devil's Peak Fire

So Vianne and I were catching up on some BSG when she heard some sirens and decided to check out the back door to see if Signal Hill was on fire.
She stepped out, looked around and saw nothing and so turned around to come back in at which point I hear - "Joe come here now!".
I flew up and out to find out what was going on.
This is what we saw:
The words that crossed my mind were "The fires of Mount Doom". That's what it looked like, like some monstrous volcano had erupted in the middle of the city.
I grabbed my camera and we ran out to see what was up.

These were taken between 1:30 and 2:30 am from the bottom reservoir in Gardens.

Vianne wrote the following:

It's 2am on the morning of 18 March 2009.
As Devil's Peak continues to burn, a small group of city bowl residents gather at the Gardens reservoir to stare in horror and disbelief at the lava-like trails of flame visible between billowing clouds of dense black smoke. A car pulls up. A woman and her daughter, evacuated form their Vredehoek home, get out with dogs in tow. The woman is clearly distraught. A moment later another vehicle arrives, followed by a scooter. The interior light goes on and we can see several cats in the car. The driver, a woman named Birgid and her son (on the scooter) Nils, tell us they've been evacuated from the townhouses adjacent to Disa Park, at the foot of Devil's Peak.
Burning, wind-borne embers have traveled as far down as the Fairview complex on Ludlow Street, they say. We huddle together against the cold wind, periodically calling friends to check on them or replying to smses from concerned relatives.
Ironically, from here, we can hear the sound of water running into the reservoir - water that, if it were daylight, could be used bythe choppers to douse the flames. All else is sirens and the white noise of the relentless wind.
There is nothing we can do. And for these women, waiting and watching is the only option tonight. Only dawn will answer the frightened question in their eyes. Only then will they know whether their homes and belongings have been spared. Until then, there is nothing for it but to watch from the relative safety of the car, and pray that the wind dies down.
- Vianne Venter/Source: Eyewitness News - http://ewn.co.za/articleprog.aspx?id=9110

We left just before 3 as the wind was howling and it was getting bitterly cold.
Nobody is sleeping tonight in the City Bowl as we all wait by our radios and windows to find out if we're next on the evacuation list.
Reports so far suggest no buildings have been affected yet, though for some terrifying moments from our vantage point it seemed that one of the towers of Disa Park was ablaze.
We're going back out now to see what we can see as my flat has no clear line-of-sight.
To all those who have been evacuated our wishes are with you. We're holding our breath for the dawn and for the choppers to start flying.

Update................... 5:05am
Just went out again and it seems to be a lot better than it was. Though the wind is still sporadically blowing quite hard the bulk of blaze seems to have gone out.
If the conditions remain calm then hopefully the choppers will have it all out once the sun comes up.
Till then, goodnight.